My current room is slightly bigger (by like, an inch) but it's also on the first floor. Facing the new smokers area. And right underneath the 2nd floor bathroom. This means all night I get to listen to: flushing toilets, people horse-laughing outside, people blasting rap music while idling their cars at 3 AM and giggling groups of freshmen coming in the door directly outside my room.
This is especially ironic because the entire reason I have a medical single is because of my persistent, nasty sleep problems.
I really don't want to be That Whiny Kid, but this has gotta stop. Although moving will be probably be just as much of an ordeal....oy.